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5herlockholme5:

thepainofthefeels:

5herlockholme5:

ha im a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?

you smooth fucker


fragilekids:

tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class

I don’t even know how to



sciens side of tumlr

thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved:

necromancys:

thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved:

what is the smoke that coems off ice cream when u take it out the freezer

calories

thanks. i feel less guilty eating it now


lambhoof:

i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places


suarezalex:

okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.


youcancallmeathief:

God dammit the day Harry and Louis were RIDICULOUS in that fucking Teen Now interview

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is the same day those fuckers were carrying around matching blankets at the airport

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I AM SO MAD WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS.


tkyle:

me accepting the ice bucket challenge

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you

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hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits


clarvoyant:

clarvoyant:

3s10:

clarvoyant:

zac efron came out as bisexual??? I bet corbin bleu him

WHAT?!?!?? When???

during high school musical 2

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